Mitchinphobia is the fear of having someone named Mitch be behind you at anytime for the fear of at any moment they may try and insert themselves in you.
There Craig was standing in the power supply closet when the power went out. He heard Mitch whisper behind him "want some brewskis" and at that moment, Craig knew, he messed up. Craig developed what will be a life long phobia of mitchinphobia.
by Larry Fielder December 28, 2022