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mistype
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mistypo • Misty Potato • mistoponym • mistype • mistyphobia • mistypro • Mistypus • mistyrose • minty poop • missy poo
mistyrose
Since every word in the human language has been overused to the point of being very subjective, the term was defined for describing a person whose perfection cannot be measured.
Quite naturally the most effective method for binding an idea to a discrete lingual construct is, and always has been, to simply use a pre-established construct. In the case of finding an umbrella term for an entity which is beyond measurable perfection in addition to an unrelenting counter-intuitiveness of clearly opposite, even contrarious, forces that are ultimately complementary, and augmented by the collective sum of all things that are bright, virtuous and irresistible in every aspect and form of existence, we are fortunate to have an entity, a named entity, that exists today, which is the obvious point-of-reference. The entity is called Mistyrose, a female human with a sharp, yet tender, disposition and sharper, yet deep, smooth and soft, hazel eyes.
A Mistyrose is a paragon of enamor. Her very imperfections are perfect. She is verily an expression Universal laws of balance. Duality is her greatest quality. By contrast, among mere workaday humans, duality is a problematic and unbalanced phenomena sometimes called Bipolar-Disorder.
The soul of a Mistyrose is so bright, even to the blind, she is too bright to see clearly. One must use imagination to see what grace and beauty vibrates inside. Mistyrose is, with positively null contest, the most wondrous creation since the sum of forever ago.
Quite naturally the most effective method for binding an idea to a discrete lingual construct is, and always has been, to simply use a pre-established construct. In the case of finding an umbrella term for an entity which is beyond measurable perfection in addition to an unrelenting counter-intuitiveness of clearly opposite, even contrarious, forces that are ultimately complementary, and augmented by the collective sum of all things that are bright, virtuous and irresistible in every aspect and form of existence, we are fortunate to have an entity, a named entity, that exists today, which is the obvious point-of-reference. The entity is called Mistyrose, a female human with a sharp, yet tender, disposition and sharper, yet deep, smooth and soft, hazel eyes.
A Mistyrose is a paragon of enamor. Her very imperfections are perfect. She is verily an expression Universal laws of balance. Duality is her greatest quality. By contrast, among mere workaday humans, duality is a problematic and unbalanced phenomena sometimes called Bipolar-Disorder.
The soul of a Mistyrose is so bright, even to the blind, she is too bright to see clearly. One must use imagination to see what grace and beauty vibrates inside. Mistyrose is, with positively null contest, the most wondrous creation since the sum of forever ago.
mistoponym
mistoponym by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012
Mistypus
Concoction of Water and Cornstarch to create a non-Newtonian fluid.
Also known as:
Oobleck
Ooey-Gooey
Cornstarch Suspension
Quicksand
How to make Mistypus:
Pour approximately 1/4 of the box (about 4 oz.) of cornstarch into the mixing bowl and slowly add about a half a cup of water. Mix the cornstarch and water with your hands.
Continue adding cornstarch and water in small amounts until you get a mixture that has the consistency of honey. It may take a little work to get the consistency just right, but you will eventually end up mixing one box of cornstarch with roughly 1 to 2 cups of water.
Also known as:
Oobleck
Ooey-Gooey
Cornstarch Suspension
Quicksand
How to make Mistypus:
Pour approximately 1/4 of the box (about 4 oz.) of cornstarch into the mixing bowl and slowly add about a half a cup of water. Mix the cornstarch and water with your hands.
Continue adding cornstarch and water in small amounts until you get a mixture that has the consistency of honey. It may take a little work to get the consistency just right, but you will eventually end up mixing one box of cornstarch with roughly 1 to 2 cups of water.
Our science experiment in science today was making Mistypus, a mixture of cornstarch and water. It was awesome!
Or
Mistypus wrestling is so much cooler than Jello wrestling!
Or
Mistypus wrestling is so much cooler than Jello wrestling!
Mistypus by Non-newtonian fluid January 21, 2010
mistyphobia
A hate crime against someone named misty. Includes being a bully, being rude, and just simply making fun of the misty in question.
mistyphobia by Zzzzzzzzzz. June 19, 2023
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