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mistyrose 

Since every word in the human language has been overused to the point of being very subjective, the term was defined for describing a person whose perfection cannot be measured.

Quite naturally the most effective method for binding an idea to a discrete lingual construct is, and always has been, to simply use a pre-established construct. In the case of finding an umbrella term for an entity which is beyond measurable perfection in addition to an unrelenting counter-intuitiveness of clearly opposite, even contrarious, forces that are ultimately complementary, and augmented by the collective sum of all things that are bright, virtuous and irresistible in every aspect and form of existence, we are fortunate to have an entity, a named entity, that exists today, which is the obvious point-of-reference. The entity is called Mistyrose, a female human with a sharp, yet tender, disposition and sharper, yet deep, smooth and soft, hazel eyes.

A Mistyrose is a paragon of enamor. Her very imperfections are perfect. She is verily an expression Universal laws of balance. Duality is her greatest quality. By contrast, among mere workaday humans, duality is a problematic and unbalanced phenomena sometimes called Bipolar-Disorder.

The soul of a Mistyrose is so bright, even to the blind, she is too bright to see clearly. One must use imagination to see what grace and beauty vibrates inside. Mistyrose is, with positively null contest, the most wondrous creation since the sum of forever ago.
The man's pain and doubt in living vanished like water-vapor when the Mistyrose smiled.
mistyrose by Starf1337 June 20, 2014
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misterogenist 

A person who hates men.
Male equivalent of misogeny.
Joe: I don't get why pamela won't talk to me.
Liam: Don't worry dude, she's just a misterogenist.
misterogenist by stevenpeedonyourface September 12, 2009
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MissRoseyMelon 

to shart during a funeral and laugh.
"don't pull a MissRoseyMelon this time, ok Frank?!"
MissRoseyMelon by MissRoseyMelon January 7, 2022

mistersess 

Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.
mistersess by Inhabitant December 17, 2009

mistross 

a male mistress. see also, mistraus
"Did you hear the congressman had a mistross?"
-"Who is she?"
"No, a misTROSS. 'Who is he?' would be the correct question."
-"...Oh."
mistross by nanner hammocks December 2, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026