Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
1. To say something that to the speaker is objectively true, but in a tactless or unacceptable manner.
Origin: Writer Kevin Kramer for TV program Be Cool, Scooby Doo S2E9, "Vote Velma." Used by characters Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley to walk back a tactless statement by candidate Velma.
Andrew Cuomo mistruthed when he said "America was never that great." He later explained that the country has never achieved "full greatness" because of inequality.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'