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Missinterhear 

Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.
Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.

Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??

MissTinyCat

Don't let the name fool you it's actually a man.
Don't be a MissTinyCat
MissTinyCat by IQFP August 13, 2019

missinterest 

When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.
Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*

Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.
missinterest by Eternity9490 June 30, 2020

missment 

Missment is when you've missed someone so much that when you about to meet you say you somewhere you not but about to get there(not lie) to avoid dramas and pissing them, but you sure you be there probably before the message is read
Tiwawa am at Ngara will be there in a few Missment you know!miss
missment by tsuner June 10, 2016

missmistyday 

one of the best ahs tiktok pages in the history of the internet
holy shit missmistyday is such a hottie and a perfect mutual!

missmister 

A woman who appears very masculine
Did you see the mustache on that chick? It was huge!
Yeah she's a real missmister