missities

missities /ˈmɪsɪtiz/

noun (plural, informal, humorous, gender-affirming)

1. The area of the chest formerly occupied by breasts, particularly following gender-affirming top surgery.

2. An affectionate, playful term for one's former titties, now happily absent following their surgical eviction.

Etymology: A blend of missing and titties, celebrating the liberation of a chest from its former occupants.

See also: top surgery; gender euphoria; chest freedom; mammary memories.

Usage note: Often used with humour and affection by trans, non-binary and gender-diverse people to refer to the places where their breasts once lived, without implying that they are missed.

“My missities are gone, my chest is flat, and I've never felt more myself.”

missities by Gravesymike October 26, 2026

milk missiles 

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

milk missiles by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

Dark Angels Misstress 

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.

"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"

Dark Angels Misstress by «†ÐarkÅngelsMi§§tre§§†»™ January 3, 2005

Protect From Missiles 

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

Protect From Missiles by Jooker January 17, 2009

Z missiles 

"The missiles"

When France is going to attack with missiles they say:
"FIRE Z MISSILES"

From endoftheworld.com

"Ok, have a nap"
"THEN FIRE Z MISSILES"

Z missiles by Le tired January 20, 2007

missiles 

Really huge breasts....

missiles by ass June 16, 2003

Meat missiles 

Used to refer to ones legs while they are producing a large amount of power

Gerald over there was dropping some serious meat missiles on that last 400m rep. I can tell because the track is partially torn up

Meat missiles by Littlekev November 23, 2017