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a super slovak lax bro. who lives his life by the GTL standard. he also enjoys frequent hockey nights with his boys.
did you see that bro today he looked like a total misko.
misko by chewtalk June 8, 2011
Words you can keep
A dickless faggot that wheels goth girls but doesn't want to admit it. A misko is a person that tries to impress girls by playing hockey and acting cold.
*pretends he's cold*

"what a misko he is"
misko by get sniped12324 September 8, 2016

MiÅ¡ko 

His issues were caused by lack of social contact during his childhood, due to numerous of

hours playing Dota and hard shifts hauling crates for local store chains.
Because of prevoiusly mentioned problem, he now suffers with anger managment issues, binge-eating disorder
because of which he also suffers from obesity and other metabolic disorders

and he can't stand the sight of anybody with happy childhood
Sup, have you seen Miško ?

No, but I heard that they had to remove his leg .

Yea that sucs ... Anyway how is your wife ?
Miško by Duriix May 29, 2022

mickey milkovich 

The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.
Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.

Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020

mickey milkovich 

a character off the tv show shameless that deserved to much more. he was written off wrongly and must be put back on the show with his love intrest ian gallagher
bring mickey milkovich back to shameless
mickey and ian belong together
Yae Miko is the most beautiful women in genshin impact that I ever seen. Pls come home Yae omg I have 25k primogems for you mmm just pls come home my beautiful queen.
A: Who is Yae Miko?
B: she is the most beautiful women in genshin impact.
A: ok Yae simp.
Yae Miko by Noami_chqnn August 19, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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