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A dickless faggot that wheels goth girls but doesn't want to admit it. A misko is a person that tries to impress girls by playing hockey and acting cold.
*pretends he's cold*

"what a misko he is"
misko by get sniped12324 September 8, 2016
His issues were caused by lack of social contact during his childhood, due to numerous of

hours playing Dota and hard shifts hauling crates for local store chains.
Because of prevoiusly mentioned problem, he now suffers with anger managment issues, binge-eating disorder
because of which he also suffers from obesity and other metabolic disorders

and he can't stand the sight of anybody with happy childhood
Sup, have you seen Miško ?

No, but I heard that they had to remove his leg .

Yea that sucs ... Anyway how is your wife ?
Miško by Duriix May 29, 2022

mickey milkovich 

The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.
Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.

Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020

mickey milkovich 

a character off the tv show shameless that deserved to much more. he was written off wrongly and must be put back on the show with his love intrest ian gallagher
bring mickey milkovich back to shameless
mickey and ian belong together
Yae Miko is the most beautiful women in genshin impact that I ever seen. Pls come home Yae omg I have 25k primogems for you mmm just pls come home my beautiful queen.
A: Who is Yae Miko?
B: she is the most beautiful women in genshin impact.
A: ok Yae simp.
Yae Miko by Noami_chqnn August 19, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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