mirrorsexual

A person that when they look into the mirror they know that they have found the perfect life partner.

When Pam figured out that Jack was a mirrorsexual, she dumped him for a guy that could carry on a real relationship with another person.

by Steve Fraser June 10, 2007

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018

minorsexual

A fancy word for a pedophile. Distusting people who are attracted to children.

BOB: I’m minorsexual
Mike: So a pedophile

Bob: no i’m attracted to minors
Mike: You disgusting piece of shit! You’re just a pedo who thinks it’s ok to identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community!

by MJ penis November 21, 2018

minorsexual

Not a sexuality. When someone is attracted to minors.

Person 1; Im minorsexual
Person 2; Thats not a sexuality
Person 3; 911 whats your emergency

by San’s bad puns November 15, 2018

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

Microsexual

Microsexual when you sexually identify as a microwave when I was young I was taught to cook hot pockets so now I am going micro

I am going micro ,micro lives matter, Microsexual sexually identifying as a microwave

by Microcody June 21, 2018

maerorsexual

A sexual orientation for someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to another individual who is/was deppressed, or sensitive.(Woeful, sad, ect.) This sexuality can apply to any gender.

"Hey, what is your sexual orientation?" "I am a maerorsexual"

by riordanverse December 31, 2019