minorsexual

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A fancy word for a pedophile. Distusting people who are attracted to children.

BOB: I’m minorsexual
Mike: So a pedophile

Bob: no i’m attracted to minors
Mike: You disgusting piece of shit! You’re just a pedo who thinks it’s ok to identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community!

minorsexual by MJ penis November 21, 2018

minorsexual

Not a sexuality. When someone is attracted to minors.

Person 1; Im minorsexual
Person 2; Thats not a sexuality
Person 3; 911 whats your emergency

minorsexual by San’s bad puns November 15, 2018

Related Words

minorsexual • monosexual • Minhosexual • microsexual • manosexual • milosexual • minesexual • Minsexual • MisoSexual • mingisexual

minhosexual

Only being attracted to Minho, who is a member of the kpop group stray kids.

Person 1 : "Want to be my girlfriend/boyfriend?"

Person 2 : "Sorry, I'm minhosexual.

minhosexual by lxvelyhyunjin October 18, 2020

minhasexual

minhasexual is when a brown male loses his virginity before the age of 18 to a white female that’s weighs over 200 pounds

Random Person: should I ask her out?
Erin: if you do you’ll be a minhasexual

minhasexual by 0ptical April 21, 2022

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018

Minhosexual

Someone who is in love with Minho from The Maze Runner series.

Person 1: Hey! Whats your Sexuality?
Person 2: I'm Minhosexual!!!

Minhosexual by Tina_hppt January 27, 2021

mirrorsexual

A person that when they look into the mirror they know that they have found the perfect life partner.

When Pam figured out that Jack was a mirrorsexual, she dumped him for a guy that could carry on a real relationship with another person.

mirrorsexual by Steve Fraser June 10, 2007

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026