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minivaning 

a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway
mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?
minivaning by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008
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Manvaning 

Man-vaning;

The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.

Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.

but mostly performing horrific male antics.

The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.

This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship

As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"

Minimaxing 

Trying to get the most out of situation by reducing the negatives outcomes to a minimum and increasing the positive outcomes to the maximum. Widely used in videogames jargon. Certain games have a specific set of rules available to the player and can be exploited in such manner.
The term "Minimax" is a mathematical concept applied in fields such as game theory, artificial intelligence, algorithmics, etc.
- I need this armor to increase my strenght and this boots to increase speed while mantaining load capacity...
- Come on! Stop minimaxing... You're stripping the fun out of the game!
Minimaxing by linkark January 2, 2020

minivanner 

The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.
Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.

Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.

minioning 

The act of telling a minion or person of lower status what to do..
Ben: James, you copy console one to the root of "C:"

James: Ok, Ok.

Joel: Look Ben is Minioning James again..
minioning by Ben Lanteigne March 28, 2007

minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.
I was minivanning this chick.
minivanning by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.
Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.
minivanning by Leswaggawagon July 17, 2012
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