minito
minito by shithead22222222 May 21, 2014
Words you can keep
minion tampons
is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022
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minilongdong
premature megalongdong
if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
minilongdong by I can’t put my real name September 2, 2021
avetard minihoop
The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.
Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
avetard minihoop by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Milito
A Milito is, in it's most basic form, a very attractive, fun, loud, short-tempered, smiley, strong, hard, sexy, intelligent, popular and ill ass human being destined for something great. Militos are also known for thinking outside the box and having extreme creativity.
Milito by Monster Status October 22, 2010
minion memes
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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