mini man
mini man by michael frags September 26, 2008
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Mini Man
When you haveing a intercourse with a hot girl and then she surprises you by turning you over and crushing you with her giant ass.
Mini Man by Zzzsaxyman September 11, 2021
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Mini man
A young, attractive man, of shorter stature. Mini men are real mean, they just come in a smaller, cuter package.
The term suggests that these men often possess a charming appeal and dynamic energy which makes them stand out in a crowd, regardless of their height.
The term suggests that these men often possess a charming appeal and dynamic energy which makes them stand out in a crowd, regardless of their height.
Despite being the shortest in his group of friends, Jake was the quintessential mini man, with his charismatic personality, good looks, and quick wit, always the life of the party.
Mini man by Urbanfreestyle612 July 27, 2023
mini-man
A derisive term to indicate that someone has no courage, capacity for leadership, or ideas of their own.
mini-man by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019
Mini Man United
A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.
The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.
Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.
Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
Mini Man United by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023
dominant mini man
DOMINANT MINI MAN: a sexy young man, sexy as fuck hair and the best personality, can be horny sometimes but that's okay! All young boys get horny sometimes. dominant men are usually called jake wibb, they are cute x
Please be respectfull to all domainant men .they deserve to get penitrated in the ass hole from ruby pacitto.
Please be respectfull to all domainant men .they deserve to get penitrated in the ass hole from ruby pacitto.
person 1: oh look here comes my dominant mini man
person 2: wait don't u mean that pre pube jake wibb
person 1: omg yeah how'd u know, he closes my door at night xx
person 2: wait don't u mean that pre pube jake wibb
person 1: omg yeah how'd u know, he closes my door at night xx
dominant mini man by madison faggot November 27, 2019
Cini Mini Man
A cini mini is a type of cereal, very popular, but some people just find them hot as hell like god damn.
Cini Mini Man by nathan_rin November 29, 2021
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