minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005

mingwank

People that generally look like a cunt so you when you greet them you call them a mingwank and wait for their range of reactions to commence.

Oi Josh you looking a right mingwank

by amrstronggeez September 19, 2015

mingewank

1) The coming togather of man and woman.
2) A crappy scenario in which somebody does something to hurt you thinking they're funny, that can only be emphasized by a random assortment of swear words.

1) 'your boobs look nice love, i'd like to mingewank you'
2) 'ouch that hurt, your such a mingewank'

by Mikeyjah June 1, 2006

mingletangle

when you create a love triangle by flirting to much your mingling which becomes tangled in a tough sitiuation

dude, marissa is getting herself in a mingletangle

by kaylee rae March 17, 2008

Minewank

When there is no one around to film you masturbate you strap a camera to your head and do some minewanking for some great POV porn

Mate, I couldn't find any bitches to film fapping last night, so i had a minewank

by minewanker July 30, 2013

mingletinkle

when two or more people are socializing while in act of urinating.

Meagan: That's an interesting point. I want to talk about this, but I really have to pee.

Ty: I have to pee too! Let's mingletinkle.

by djmac__ July 30, 2016

Minglemangeled

When things get mixed up and confused.

This word is usualy used in sientiffic small talk when talking aboat genetics, evolution, demographycs, biogeography or anywhere where things get mixed up and confused.

The genes get all minglemangeled.

by Jeremywyx May 19, 2024