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minglewank 

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.
I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.
minglewank by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005
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mingwank 

People that generally look like a cunt so you when you greet them you call them a mingwank and wait for their range of reactions to commence.
Oi Josh you looking a right mingwank
mingwank by amrstronggeez September 19, 2015

mingewank 

1) The coming togather of man and woman.
2) A crappy scenario in which somebody does something to hurt you thinking they're funny, that can only be emphasized by a random assortment of swear words.
1) 'your boobs look nice love, i'd like to mingewank you'
2) 'ouch that hurt, your such a mingewank'
mingewank by Mikeyjah June 1, 2006

mingletangle 

when you create a love triangle by flirting to much your mingling which becomes tangled in a tough sitiuation
dude, marissa is getting herself in a mingletangle
mingletangle by kaylee rae March 17, 2008
When there is no one around to film you masturbate you strap a camera to your head and do some minewanking for some great POV porn
Mate, I couldn't find any bitches to film fapping last night, so i had a minewank
Minewank by minewanker July 30, 2013

mingletinkle 

when two or more people are socializing while in act of urinating.
Meagan: That's an interesting point. I want to talk about this, but I really have to pee.

Ty: I have to pee too! Let's mingletinkle.
mingletinkle by djmac__ July 30, 2016

Minglemangeled 

When things get mixed up and confused.

This word is usualy used in sientiffic small talk when talking aboat genetics, evolution, demographycs, biogeography or anywhere where things get mixed up and confused.
The genes get all minglemangeled.
Minglemangeled by Jeremywyx May 19, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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