2 definitions by Pope Juicy

minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 4, 2005

Fotch

cum, jizz, harry monk, hot white coconuts shaken from the veiny love tree.

I fotched up her back and wrote my name in it.

by Pope Juicy July 4, 2005