mind job

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When one's mind is blown.
Instead of, "That blows my mind," You say, "You just gave me a mind job."

Also known as an MJ

Someone tells a wild story, you say: "You just gave me the best mind job. Nice work."

mind job by mindblower March 2, 2008

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Mind Job

the art of having your mind blown at the same time as your dick

whoa man i just got the greatest mind job

Mind Job by BeddyTear_ October 7, 2013

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Mind Job (MJ)

When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind.

Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).

Mind Job (MJ) by jnepure July 11, 2009

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mindjob

1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".

My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.

mindjob by Jason December 8, 2003

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mindjob

The act of blowing someone's mind

Alix- "...yeah, it blew my mind"
Joe- "Oh man, you totally just got a mindjob"

mindjob by Joe Montouro January 16, 2008

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Mindjob

Something deliberately done to confuse an onlooker. Also See Mindfuck.

He's messing with my head, I know it. Every conversation with him is just one big Mindjob.

Mindjob by Just_i August 29, 2005

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Mindjob

When school fucks you up with to many homework.

She has to many mindjobs from school-shit...

Mindjob by Thicko-mode March 25, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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