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Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!
Mind Boner by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

mind boner

When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.
Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.
mind boner by bones11 December 8, 2007

mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)
"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
mind boner by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.
I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!
Mind Boner by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015
when you look at a girl and she is so hot that your get a mindboner without even getting a real boner
joshua eagle saw a hot girl and got a mindboner
mindboner by justin707 July 7, 2010
The intense intellectual excitement or stimulation one feels when encountering a brilliant idea, profound theory, or mind-blowing concept. It’s like your brain just got an adrenaline rush.
I just watched a documentary about quantum entanglement, and I’ve got the biggest mindboner right now!
Mindboner by helical_guide February 21, 2025
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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