mindboner

when you look at a girl and she is so hot that your get a mindboner without even getting a real boner

joshua eagle saw a hot girl and got a mindboner

mindboner by justin707 July 7, 2010

Mindboner

The intense intellectual excitement or stimulation one feels when encountering a brilliant idea, profound theory, or mind-blowing concept. It’s like your brain just got an adrenaline rush.

I just watched a documentary about quantum entanglement, and I’ve got the biggest mindboner right now!

Mindboner by helical_guide February 21, 2025

mindbender 

(1) Epiphanous (or ridiculous) concept.

(2) Extremely well-crafted guitar.

(1) Farenheit 9/11 was a real mindbender!
(or) Dean's latest speech was a real mindbender, even for him!

(2) "My mama was an Epiphone, my daddy was a Fender. That's why they call me....

mindbender by Milo Mindbender May 18, 2005

Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

Mind Boner by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

Manboner 

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Mindbanger 

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

Mindbanger by TheMusician September 6, 2011

misboner 

The boner that happens during church.

I got a misboner in church, it was epic, mom saw.

misboner by stretchmastertickle April 9, 2010