mind bomb

great oral pleasure...

Dude 1: How was sex with Kesha last night.
Dude 2: It was alright, but Kesha got that mind bomb.

mind bomb by mr.bitches December 18, 2012

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Mind Bomb

A statement that seems innocent when you hear it but when you think of it later it makes you think of something gross or disgusting.

I thought were talking about jogging but later his mind bomb went off on me and I pictured the anal rape he was referring to.

Mind Bomb by Hatefulevilscumface July 3, 2011

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[mind bomb]

A statement that made someone feel inferior or stupid because the majority of people know. The person was confused and felt stupid

Ann:Did you know 10x10=100
Bob:No, 10x10 is 20
Ann:No, you dumbass everyone knows 10x10 is 100; your fucking stupid.
Carol:Dude, everyone knows simple math
Debbie:you just got a mind bomb.
Bob:(feels stupid in silence)

[mind bomb] by lilakid March 4, 2009

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stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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