Punch Jake Paul

Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.

Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\

Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr April 30, 2019

stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 01, 2019

Apex Legends

The game that is causing cringe and the only cure is Fortnite. A getaway for those who think X-box is better than PS4 and playing Apex will result in toe sucking and eye rashes.

I walk out to find someone crawling the streets. I ask him what brought him to this horrible condition. He said he had eye rashes. I could easily see that. He was also sucking his toe. Apparently, the cause of this horrible sickness was Apex Legends.

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 01, 2019