minchew

Also known as a cunt

Who he is such a minchew

by KryptRunner February 13, 2017

Minshew mustache

The hottest thing you will ever see

Man, I wish I had a minshew mustache

by Barney Andfriends November 1, 2019

Michew

Michew is a strong, muscular, and mature man that is really into exciting activities with the homies. He enjoys flying over the sea and scooping up fish with his beak. In the day, he is a superhuman, super Saiyan with god-like levels of strength, managing to carry the heavy burden of being the most handsome guy in the city. At night, he becomes a master, a poet of some sort, in the way he smoothly executes his flawless barrage of profanities to people that he dislikes. Did I mention that he does not stutter? Right. In his free time, he loves taking on an alias to go undercover and create rap music for his fans on TikTok.

I wish I was like Michew, but I am not. Thus, I am Michew, for Michew is the one and only Michew in the world of Michew. Pichew. Choo Gou Sai. For now, Michew Zai Na Li leh?

by michewfan November 22, 2021

gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

by jchamp7 October 4, 2019

Manchew

A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.

We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.

by HeeWho August 6, 2010

Minched

To be in an intoxicated state of mind, as a result of alcohol or drugs.

Awww man, I was so fucking minched last night

by EvLeYe July 15, 2009

mischew

When your mouth is full of food, and you decide to talk. It results in food flying everywhere.

Person #1: "You mischewed your PopTart."

Person #2: "What are you talking about?"

Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"

by Soul Shine December 14, 2012