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Who he is such a minchew
minchew by KryptRunner February 13, 2017
Words you can keep

Minshew mustache

The hottest thing you will ever see
Man, I wish I had a minshew mustache
Michew is a strong, muscular, and mature man that is really into exciting activities with the homies. He enjoys flying over the sea and scooping up fish with his beak. In the day, he is a superhuman, super Saiyan with god-like levels of strength, managing to carry the heavy burden of being the most handsome guy in the city. At night, he becomes a master, a poet of some sort, in the way he smoothly executes his flawless barrage of profanities to people that he dislikes. Did I mention that he does not stutter? Right. In his free time, he loves taking on an alias to go undercover and create rap music for his fans on TikTok.
I wish I was like Michew, but I am not. Thus, I am Michew, for Michew is the one and only Michew in the world of Michew. Pichew. Choo Gou Sai. For now, Michew Zai Na Li leh?
Michew by michewfan November 22, 2021

gardner minshew 

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache
person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache
gardner minshew by jchamp7 October 4, 2019
A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.
We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.
Manchew by HeeWho August 6, 2010
To be in an intoxicated state of mind, as a result of alcohol or drugs.
Awww man, I was so fucking minched last night
Minched by EvLeYe July 15, 2009
When your mouth is full of food, and you decide to talk. It results in food flying everywhere.
Person #1: "You mischewed your PopTart."

Person #2: "What are you talking about?"

Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"
mischew by Soul Shine December 14, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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