Michew is a strong, muscular, and mature man that is really into exciting activities with the homies. He enjoys flying over the sea and scooping up fish with his beak. In the day, he is a superhuman, super Saiyan with god-like levels of strength, managing to carry the heavy burden of being the most handsome guy in the city. At night, he becomes a master, a poet of some sort, in the way he smoothly executes his flawless barrage of profanities to people that he dislikes. Did I mention that he does not stutter? Right. In his free time, he loves taking on an alias to go undercover and create rap music for his fans on TikTok.

I wish I was like Michew, but I am not. Thus, I am Michew, for Michew is the one and only Michew in the world of Michew. Pichew. Choo Gou Sai. For now, Michew Zai Na Li leh?

Michew by michewfan November 22, 2021

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gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

gardner minshew by jchamp7 October 4, 2019

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Manchew

A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.

We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.

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Minched

To be in an intoxicated state of mind, as a result of alcohol or drugs.

Awww man, I was so fucking minched last night

Minched by EvLeYe July 15, 2009

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mischew

When your mouth is full of food, and you decide to talk. It results in food flying everywhere.

Person #1: "You mischewed your PopTart."

Person #2: "What are you talking about?"

Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"

mischew by Soul Shine December 14, 2012

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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