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When your mouth is full of food, and you decide to talk. It results in food flying everywhere.
Person #1: "You mischewed your PopTart."

Person #2: "What are you talking about?"

Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"
mischew by Soul Shine December 14, 2012
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meischew 

nickname for a fat, orange cat...like meischew-pork
my meischew is still in the same spot from this morning
meischew by Jackie K Bourgoin March 22, 2012
Michew is a strong, muscular, and mature man that is really into exciting activities with the homies. He enjoys flying over the sea and scooping up fish with his beak. In the day, he is a superhuman, super Saiyan with god-like levels of strength, managing to carry the heavy burden of being the most handsome guy in the city. At night, he becomes a master, a poet of some sort, in the way he smoothly executes his flawless barrage of profanities to people that he dislikes. Did I mention that he does not stutter? Right. In his free time, he loves taking on an alias to go undercover and create rap music for his fans on TikTok.
I wish I was like Michew, but I am not. Thus, I am Michew, for Michew is the one and only Michew in the world of Michew. Pichew. Choo Gou Sai. For now, Michew Zai Na Li leh?
Michew by michewfan November 22, 2021

Mischedulation 

A situation in which someone experiences a traumatic scheduling conflict that completely messes up plans going forward.
Forget trying to book that gig, we had a mischedulation, so whatever...
Mischedulation by Unio May 19, 2022
A way of letting your friends know you are sucking your teeth via bbm, text or on facebook. it's the closet we'll ever get to spelling a hiss.
mscheww that fool is late again.
Mscheww by eola December 13, 2010

Mischelle 

A wonderful and sexy woman that has a great sense of humor. A Mischelle normally likes whiskey a lot. This sometimes leads to a name change of Marsha. Mischelle's are also known for thier love of airplanes and the occasional younger man.
guy1: Dude! Did you see that chick?
guy2: Yeah looks like a total Mischelle, you should talk to her.
Mischelle by lydbck1 February 2, 2010

mischerious

1. some one who is mysterious and prone to mischief.
2. a certain look someone gets when they are planning a great prank or joke.
3. something that you want to take apart but know you could get in trouble with
My boyfriend has this mischerious look thats soo freakin sexy!
mischerious by Jackie A. December 13, 2008
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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