When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

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melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

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ball milking

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

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Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015

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genital milking

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.

susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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