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million dollar bill 

Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.
1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.
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The Million Dollar Bill 

During intercourse, when every orifice is penetrated by every finger, toe and sexual organ (dick) as well as nipples to eyes and mouth in one session, cumming pattern is optional, and foot massage is encouraged.
There is a brilliant painting depicting The Million Dollar Bill, by Keenan Dunham online, you've got to see it. It shows all the positions of The Million Dollar Bill being done.

Million Dollar Billionaires (M$B) 

The Million Dollar Billionaires is an elite group of igorant educated muhfuckas who's sole purposes in life are to become million dollar billionaires and to ball outrageous. These young men are ballaholics who love the dough more than you know.

Established at the Boston Latin School in 2003 the founding father's of the Million Dollar Billionaires were Mo Money, Old Ass Man aka F.I.A, and Caesar Leo. The group was established while the ballaholics were posted in the home of Old Ass Man.

They live by the saying "We madd ignant yo!!!"

Current members include:
P-Cutta, Killa Cam, Dirty Jay, Black and Gigabyte.
If you want to be a part of the Million Dollar Billionaires (M$B) you gotta be ballin or have some chance of ballin eventually.

M$B wannabe:"Ay, ay yo you fittin to fuck wit dem million dollar billionaires?"

Hater:"Fuck naw, those niggas are corny as shit."

M$B wannabe:"Word to mother those million dollar niggas got solid gold underwear."

Hater:"Fuck those niggas, they aint got shit."

(Million Dollar Billionaires walk in and drop there pants.)

M$B:"We madd ignant yo!!!"

Hater:"Damn those niggas is ignant, but they do have gold underwear though."
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