Definitions by QuakerOtis

The Dolphin 

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

The Dolphin by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

The Million Dollar Bill 

During intercourse, when every orifice is penetrated by every finger, toe and sexual organ (dick) as well as nipples to eyes and mouth in one session, cumming pattern is optional, and foot massage is encouraged.

There is a brilliant painting depicting The Million Dollar Bill, by Keenan Dunham online, you've got to see it. It shows all the positions of The Million Dollar Bill being done.

The Million Dollar Bill by QuakerOtis August 18, 2021

Bunker Nazi 

Anyone in government who is there not only for power, but to keep their space in the Apocalypse bunkers, thus they will do anything the "deep state" tells them.

Rand Paul is the biggest Bunker Nazi I ever heard of.

Bunker Nazi by QuakerOtis April 9, 2021

Best of Both Worlds 

Having a bisexual girlfriend who allows you to bring other women into bed. Or having two bisexual girlfriends in one mutual relationship.

We can have the Best of Both Worlds, you'll get threesomes and I'll get a girlfriend and you.

Best of Both Worlds by QuakerOtis September 21, 2017