milkyswan

A pervert who will stop at nothing to get a picture of your tits. Especially when you are with your friends.

Specialities include fancy naked poses in the bathroom.

This milkyswan keeps asking for tit pics. Even though I am with my friends!

by Long toe 69 April 22, 2020

Miltswanca

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'

Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."

by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009

Milswanca

"Mother I('d) Like (to) Sleep With And Never Call Again"
coined by Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother

"Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your Milswancas"

by LucASSo November 17, 2009

Mikeswankin

Handsome male with a very huge penis. the word swank meaning Extremely cool; smooth; kickass
Adv. When something is of nice value and hella- ballin

"there go Mikeswankin"

by Mikeswankin April 20, 2018

MILSWANCA

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.

If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.

by cityStatic December 7, 2010

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

As made famous by the Television show, How I Met Your Mother

Person 1: Mother's, hide your daughters! Daughter's hide you Miltswanca's!

by AutumnAnonymous November 16, 2009

milswanca

"Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again."

Invented by Barney Stinson on "How I met you mother."

Daughters, lock up you MILSWANCAS!

by ZRN595 June 8, 2010