Milswanca 

"Mother I('d) Like (to) Sleep With And Never Call Again"
coined by Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother

"Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your Milswancas"

Milswanca by LucASSo November 17, 2009

MILSWANCA 

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.

If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.

MILSWANCA by cityStatic December 7, 2010

milswanca 

"Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again."

Invented by Barney Stinson on "How I met you mother."

Daughters, lock up you MILSWANCAS!

milswanca by ZRN595 June 8, 2010

MILSWANCA 

Mom I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

Self explanatory...just like M.I.L.F.

That broad is a MILSWANCA

MILSWANCA by flyguy1023 November 16, 2009

milswanca 

mom i would love to sleep with and never call again

James: Dude check out that Milswanca!
Jason: dude she is so hot.

milswanca by Fuzi S May 3, 2010

Miltswanca

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'

Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."

Miltswanca by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009

milfanca

a term for a mother i'd like to fuck and never call again!

did you see that milfanca? up top!!

milfanca by Dr. Suess's Mistress July 7, 2011