cityStatic's definitions

MILSWANCA

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.

If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.

by cityStatic December 7, 2010

Carrot jockey

A woman who masturbates with a carrot.

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding

by cityStatic April 20, 2011