MILSWANCA

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.
If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.
by cityStatic December 07, 2010
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Carrot jockey

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding
by cityStatic April 20, 2011
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