milk pen 

a penis.

Scribble that milk pen on me baby!

milk pen by Face Stilts January 4, 2009

milk penis 

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

milk penis by Dr J. Crome May 14, 2006

Salty Milk and Pennies 

noun:
Used to describe the taste of the female genitals

q: "How does pussy taste? Seriously?"
a: "Kinda like Salty Milk and Pennies."

Salty Milk and Pennies by TheUrbandLegend October 3, 2019

penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls

donovan squirted penis milk on my bench

penis milk by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

penis milk by Don Juan April 4, 2003

Penguin Milk

A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.

This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.

"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

Penguin Milk by Vais October 29, 2011