milk horsed 

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.

"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"

milk horsed by Chadsdong November 6, 2017

milk horse 

cow

hey look at that milk horse

milk horse by Ben10IsTheBest March 9, 2018

Milk a Horse 

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

Milk a Horse by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

Can't Milk a Horse by Skazu March 4, 2010

Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

Sour horse milk by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

milkhorses 

Cow like creatures that resemble horses but they produce milk when you squeeze their utters otherwise known as a cow

Hey look over their milkhorses are in that field

milkhorses by Rolby April 18, 2018