militart

A women in the military who is just there to have sex with everyone and break up marriages.

Tanner- You understand me so much better than my wife does, Sgt Militart
Sgt Militart-I love your squeaky bald head

Tanner-I’m so glad she’s distracted by my children at home, I hope the army does not demote me again, derp”.

by Jajajajgaga October 9, 2023

military ball

A prom night for JROTC cadets. JROTC cadets usually take a date or go with friends, its just a night for some dancing and talking.

Teacher: Alright cadets, the annual military ball is coming up, prepare yourselves.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.

by WaifuLaifu June 25, 2017

military warbird

An aircraft used by the military for combat.

The 33rd Squadron are F-16 pilots flying a military warbird.

by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

Special Military Operation

It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.

Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.

by O. W. Tongueincheek February 4, 2023

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!

When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

by Starchylde July 31, 2016

military jock

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021