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Epic as fuck. Not only do bitches want his cock in and all around their mouths, so do their mothers. The man has four schlongs and 8 testicles.
Mikejoe:

Mike Burke

Joe O'Keefe
mikejoe by Children November 21, 2013
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MikeGoesBoomed 

Its the act of buying a Anime Girl mask for the Girl your fucking then uttering the words "Hello my name is MikeGoesBoom and welcome back to more War Thunder" and afterwards abandoning her for 2 months besides when she has new stuff to offer.
"Oh man I just MikeGoesBoomed this hot af girl last night."
MikeGoesBoomed by DoccyBoi May 29, 2020
This is a person of anglo descent, but oddly resembles that of hispanic orgin. They are known for their love of churro's, old school hip hop (only the truest!), and their own rap stylings are the best they have ever heard! They live in small communities, but yet they can be found in urban environments. They beef with everyone occasionaly for sport, and have evil henchmen. They often can be found grooming their eyebrows, speaking spanglish, and chasing short haired facebook girls. They can be doing things at a midlevel, that we, cannot fathom. They are hilarious, but not as funny as an Athena. Athena's always trump a Mikejae on a humor scale by 6 pts. They are not good with technology, and cannot figure out how to put one song on an ipod, unless they ask their teen son for advice; 6 months later. They tend to anger you, but always find a way to get back into your heart. Athena's are naturally drawn to them due to their need to fix and teach them technology, their sense of humor (though again, Athena's tip the scale), and OCD/ADD musings. If in the same place at the same time an Athena + a Mikjae =Anarchy. Athena's like to act like Mikejaes have no value at times.. but can be found buying trinkets and gifts and thinking of them often.
Example 1: Person a: Did you hear that numedia song?

Person b: Yeah.. it's okay, but it's no Mikejae

Example 2: Person a: Is he chicano?

Person b: Nah.. that's a MikeJae

Example 3: Person a: A clown, a black dude, some white chic in 80's clothing and a hat with a hole in it, some scrawny white kid who makes beats, some portly kid with an icp tattoo, and some dude with a mole...

Person b: Oh.. that's mikejae n' dem..
Example 4: Person a: Is that Jesse Pinkman?

Person b: Nah, that's a mikejae
Mikejae by thatonegirlpb September 21, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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