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This is a person of anglo descent, but oddly resembles that of hispanic orgin. They are known for their love of churro's, old school hip hop (only the truest!), and their own rap stylings are the best they have ever heard! They live in small communities, but yet they can be found in urban environments. They beef with everyone occasionaly for sport, and have evil henchmen. They often can be found grooming their eyebrows, speaking spanglish, and chasing short haired facebook girls. They can be doing things at a midlevel, that we, cannot fathom. They are hilarious, but not as funny as an Athena. Athena's always trump a Mikejae on a humor scale by 6 pts. They are not good with technology, and cannot figure out how to put one song on an ipod, unless they ask their teen son for advice; 6 months later. They tend to anger you, but always find a way to get back into your heart. Athena's are naturally drawn to them due to their need to fix and teach them technology, their sense of humor (though again, Athena's tip the scale), and OCD/ADD musings. If in the same place at the same time an Athena + a Mikjae =Anarchy. Athena's like to act like Mikejaes have no value at times.. but can be found buying trinkets and gifts and thinking of them often.
Example 1: Person a: Did you hear that numedia song?

Person b: Yeah.. it's okay, but it's no Mikejae

Example 2: Person a: Is he chicano?

Person b: Nah.. that's a MikeJae

Example 3: Person a: A clown, a black dude, some white chic in 80's clothing and a hat with a hole in it, some scrawny white kid who makes beats, some portly kid with an icp tattoo, and some dude with a mole...

Person b: Oh.. that's mikejae n' dem..
Example 4: Person a: Is that Jesse Pinkman?

Person b: Nah, that's a mikejae
Mikejae by thatonegirlpb September 21, 2012
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Epic as fuck. Not only do bitches want his cock in and all around their mouths, so do their mothers. The man has four schlongs and 8 testicles.
Mikejoe:

Mike Burke

Joe O'Keefe
mikejoe by Children November 21, 2013

MikeJago 

(1)something of complete coolness. (2)the greatest thing to ever happen inside of one day, or multiple days (3)the most wonderous thing imaginable
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Steve: "that was sooo MikeJago"
MikeJago by skinnyman9 December 29, 2009

mikeaela 

Mikeaela is a beautiful and smart person. Someone who has a great sence of humor. You want this person to be your friend. Works hard and has great friends. Makes your day 10× better. Best part about this person is their looks. They have luscious hair. Beautiful eyes and a great body.
"Oh my gosh Mikeaela is so pretty!"
mikeaela by BTS_Jhope February 25, 2018
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