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midiget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
Yeah michaellee33 has such a migiget dick
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midget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.
Yeah michaellee33 has such a midget dick
or
dysturbedstatic : dude you have such a midget dick.
michaellee33 : yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
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Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011
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Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
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Dick on a midget

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.
If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!
by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010
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stick my dick in a midget

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"
by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021
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