Midget Fuck
Midget Fuck by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018
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Midget Horn Fuck
Midget Horn Fuck by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011
fuck midget
"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"
She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
fuck midget by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009
Midget Squat Fuck
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Midget Squat Fuck by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
fuck a midget
"Dude! You failed your math test!"
"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
fuck a midget by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009
Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker
Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.
See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!
Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker by Mr Chippy January 14, 2010
midget fucking time
midget fucking time by Drunk and Happy April 6, 2007
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