Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018

Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.

I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.

by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011

fuck midget

A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.

"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.

by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.

See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

by Mr Chippy January 14, 2010

midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 6, 2007