Middleditch

To reveal to your spouse for the first time, after getting married, that you need to open the relationship. Especially if the revealer recently got famous or more desirable in some way. Named after Thomas Middleditch, who did the same to his ex-wife.

Jesse just told Emily he doesn't think they're fully sexually compatible and they need to open the marriage up to other partners for his mental health. Why didn't he say this before they got married? He totally middleditched her!

Middleditch by CoaltoNewCastle December 9, 2025

steph middleditch 

bradley rivers' mother, the lengest of humans on earth

did you see steph middleditch the other day? i'd clap them cheeks

steph middleditch by steph middleditch March 2, 2022

middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013