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microchip 

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
microchip by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021
the Military Industrial Congressional Financial Corporate Media Complex - a conspiracy to use, abuse, and confuse the people; speaking metaphorically, to milk, shear, and slaughter the sheeple - except that the slaughter is literal, not metaphorical.
The reason that perpetual war is American policy is because it maximizes the power and profits of the MICFiC.
MICFiC by mistah charley, ph.d. March 17, 2011

micciche 

(verb) The wanton destruction of trees and forests, usually justified in a variety of ways including under the guise of good forest management. Frequently associated with a chainsaw fetish and an irrational fear of trees. People who micciche frequently complain of nightmares in which they are attacked by angry trees.
“Wow, that forest got micciched. Now it is just a an obstacle course of ugly stumps.”
micciche by Elliott777 March 23, 2016

microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

microcontroller 

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.
Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.
microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

microcrapping 

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.
Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.
microcrapping by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019