michonski 

Michonski is a subsitute teacher, and an awful one at that. He constantly uses his outdoor voice and is too bad at algebra to actually teach you anything. Instead, he will tell you how to escape from a bear and place a perfectly good paper on a puddle of juice.

"Ah shit we got Mr. Michonski today."
"Oh boy, I can't wait to learn absolutely nothing."

michonski by gaisbwibsmma November 26, 2013

michalski 

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.

michalski by zerodroprate January 23, 2011

microskirt 

A skirt which is longer than a belt but shorter than a miniskirt; in other words, 5-8cm long.

The microskirt is the semi-official dress code for 14-year-old girls at discos.

microskirt by Darth Ridley September 17, 2006

microskirt 

An extremely short skirt.

"Wow, look at the microskirt that girl is wearing!"

microskirt by ChuckyCheese March 19, 2006

microskirt 

An especially short miniskirt, abbreviated to the point of being dangerous to wear outside of a theatrical venue, as the brevity of the hemline does not provide the necessary coverage an otherwise more full-length skirt would provide. Microskirts are frequently the "skirt of choice" for prostitutes, exotic dancers, or women who simply like to attract attention (see: "Go Hoochie") and/or like to live dangerously.

Paula was wearing a microskirt when she got propositioned on the street. She should have known better!

microskirt by GoHoochie September 22, 2009

microskirt 

An extremely short miniskirt that does not extend the base of the crotch—generally less than 8″ long—exposing the thighs and lower part of the butt and panties.

Originating in the 60s—including some school uniforms of Japanese culture—and adopted heavily in Western culture by tween and teen girls as part of deliberate and promiscuous fashion.

Also used officially by cheerleaders and performers and more recently found as part of a swimwear fashion known as a bikini-skirt, where the bikini brief is clearly exposed under a frilly microskirt.

Synonyms: micromini, micro-miniskirt, bikini-skirt

Miniskirts shouldn't be allowed in middle school let alone microskirts!

microskirt by MissMira November 6, 2013

microskirt 

Something that you look at and your looking up. Used by girls who liked to be noticed.

Man did you see that girl in the microskirt? She is hot!

microskirt by Eastb01 January 6, 2007