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When your done watching the Michael movie, and you can't stop thinking about him, you have michosis.
"bro I watched the Michael movie and I can't stop thinking about him"
"Omg you have michosis"
Michosis by Dhaind June 23, 2026
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Experiencing a feeling of obsessing over the artist Michael jackson ; or being parasocial with Michael jackson ; basically just psychosis but with Michael jackson
Omg I'm experiencing major michosis
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The state of being parasocial with the artist Michael jackson ; or experiencing a sudden rush of obsessing over Michal jackson
Yo I'm experiencing some major michosis

microsish 

When you freeze your nuts and rip them off then dunk a basket with them
I want to microsish my enemies
microsish by Imafucknutt May 16, 2018

Microsis 

the formal disease of being short. Usually ranging between 4’0 and 5’2. It’s extremely rare and permanent. No cures have been found yet.
Bethany:”Omg, she’s so short
Edgar:”Wait. I think she has microsis.”
Microsis by CrackheadEmma December 17, 2019

Microsis 

A problem that seems big to you but not to anyone else
Yeah man, everyone says that's a microsis problem
Microsis by Abdul swami November 3, 2020

Michoism 

sped beaneritus only beaners use michoism ong fr ye
hey you a michoism yes
Michoism by michoism September 26, 2022
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