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Michaele

The sweetest, most caring girl you'll ever meet although she has an aptitude for trouble. You'll never find a better friend than a Michaele. Michaele is awesome and better than all of us, even you.
I've never met someone so sweet and honest, she must be a Michaele.
by B.L.Thompson December 12, 2013
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michaele

a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
i got plowed by michaele last night
fuck michaeles fat
by tc fidler February 16, 2022
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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
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Majestic Michael

by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019
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Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
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Michael Mell

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.
by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018
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Michael Mell

Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.

Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.

Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
No, you can't go in, Michael Mell's on his period.
by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019
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