michael bæ 

A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.

Bow down to me and suck the D. You know you wanna stay when you see Michael Bæ

michael bæ by IAmJC April 22, 2015

Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

MichaelBaySplosion 

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).

Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.

MichaelBaySplosion by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011

michaelbeohlefunkopop

A michael beohle figurine of the famous toy company FUNKO POP

Yo would you buy this michaelbeohlefunkopop for 50% off?

michaelbeohlefunkopop by monkeyop November 17, 2021

michaelbarker 

just an all around ass hole who nobody likes. he should go to co-op.

guy: wow. do you know michaelbarker?
girl: yeah, i fricking hate that kid.

michaelbarker by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008

MichaelBarbie

The male Ariana Grande

i love MichaelBarbie

MichaelBarbie by ariana'sbarbies October 20, 2021