michael bæ
A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.
michael bæ by IAmJC April 22, 2015
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Michaelbaytion
1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.
2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.
See CSI: Miami.
2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.
See CSI: Miami.
1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"
"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."
2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."
2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009
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MichaelBaySplosion
A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).
Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
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