mhower

Drinking a mix (of an alcoholic drink) while taking a shower.

"I'm going to take a mhower before we leave for the bar."

Guy 1: "What time did you start drinking?"
Guy 2: "I had a mhower right when I got back from class."

by towndrunk September 20, 2009

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

mowery

is a strong last name commenly goes with people of a black and white background. A Mowery will come from a long line of crazy people who get along with everybody. you cant go wrong with being a Mowery

Scott: "yo dude i was just at the Mowery's and the whole family was having a party they are so cool."
Brendan: "Yea Mowerys know how to do the world right."

by lalablack April 22, 2009

meower

From the ancient history of the internets, and usenet in particular, a meower was an early sort of organized troll. Basically, meowers were a group of usenet trolls who congregated in the newsfroup alt.fan.karl-malden.nose. There, they would organize raids on other, unsuspecting newsgroups, descending upon them in droves, and flooding the group with 'meow' messages or cascades, thus rapidly rendering their target completely unusable.

Christ! The meowers have just invaded rec.books again!

by boggah October 30, 2011

Lawn Mower Beer

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.

Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.

by jaydubwill January 10, 2013

Lawl Mower

An expression used to express laughter, based off the common household utility, a lawn mower, primarily because it sounds like it's "LAWLing" when it is started up. (Similar to the word "ROFLcopter")

Lets start up this bad boy

- LOLOLOlololol...

- LOLOLOlololol...
God damn it!

- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now that's a LAWL mower!

by sammyyourasalami September 5, 2009