The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.
Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"
Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."
Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."
Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."
Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."
by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
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