A small tribe in the region North Dakota. Centered around the villiage of Bismarck, these indigenous people survive on wild game, nuts, and berries (although they are slowly learning the ways of the white man). If you should encounter a Mahowald, back slowly away while making "wooing" sounds. This will distract it long enough to get away safely.

AHHHH!!! IT'S A MAHOWALD!!!

Mahowald by itsnotdan April 15, 2011

Related Words

mghow • MGTOW • mehow • Mohow • Mahowald • mahowned • mehowd • mgowo • mgshowed • MGTOW bro

mahowned

getting owned by the best character of Prison Break, Alexander Mahone, portrayed by fantastic actor William Fichtner.

many guys already got mahowned, it's nothing to be ashamed of, being taken down by the best.

mahowned by g-hunter December 30, 2008

MGTOW

Men Groping Their Own Weiners

Bob is MGTOW.

MGTOW by AtlanticComputer September 22, 2020

mohow

wet back.
Also: commanly used for those mexicans who wear cowboy hats, big ass belt buckles, and gator boots with a fancy ass shirt to walmart.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
(no i'm not criticizing por que I'm chicana!!!)

"Hey mom, look at that mohow trying to pick up on that 12 year old"

mohow by Ashleigh FOO' May 8, 2005

MGTOW

A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.

MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child!

MGTOW by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020

MGTOW

A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.

MGTOW by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026