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Mahowald 

A small tribe in the region North Dakota. Centered around the villiage of Bismarck, these indigenous people survive on wild game, nuts, and berries (although they are slowly learning the ways of the white man). If you should encounter a Mahowald, back slowly away while making "wooing" sounds. This will distract it long enough to get away safely.
AHHHH!!! IT'S A MAHOWALD!!!
Mahowald by itsnotdan April 15, 2011
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getting owned by the best character of Prison Break, Alexander Mahone, portrayed by fantastic actor William Fichtner.
many guys already got mahowned, it's nothing to be ashamed of, being taken down by the best.
mahowned by g-hunter December 30, 2008
Men Groping Their Own Weiners
Bob is MGTOW.
MGTOW by AtlanticComputer September 22, 2020
wet back.
Also: commanly used for those mexicans who wear cowboy hats, big ass belt buckles, and gator boots with a fancy ass shirt to walmart.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
(no i'm not criticizing por que I'm chicana!!!)
"Hey mom, look at that mohow trying to pick up on that 12 year old"
mohow by Ashleigh FOO' May 8, 2005
A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.
MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child!
MGTOW by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020
A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.
MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child! Dont you know I am immortal child?
MGTOW by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020