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An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

weiners by Big Travis October 2, 2006

weiners

a name you call a person who is socially awkward and keeps to himself

person 1: why didnt jim come out lastnight?
person 2: weiners was to busy doing "homework"

weiners by cockpoop June 16, 2009

Weiners Circle

Female Vagina, A take on Winners Circle. The round hole where a male penis fits inside your girl.

My girl took me on a late night trip to the Weiners Circle last night after busten the shit out of those ballers from the other school. She opened up that 'ol weiners circle for me! Dang...right on...

Weiners Circle by NYCtorker February 24, 2011

Weiners and Cheese

When you are feeling flustered, and want to express your feelings, you yell "WEINERS AND CHEESE!" This is usually associated with Pac-man, Dig Dug, and/or Galaxian. It is also the official holiday of Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is weiners and cheese day.

-"OH WEINERS AND CHEESE!"

-"Hey Trey, today is Tuesday!" "Weiners and cheese!"

Weiners and Cheese by The Ultimate Kink Masters. October 20, 2011

titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

titty-weiners by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

gretchen weiners

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"

"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"

gretchen weiners by monkey22451 May 25, 2016

Steamy Weiners

A song from the 1990's.

Lyrics:

"Steamy Weiners, how I love them
and I want them in my mouth"

Steamy Weiners by Bobbi Schmool July 14, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026