You are here ordered to 20 years in state prison for your "groping" another person while at home. Another 100 years for violation of privacy fucken cowardloser.
Verb(v) the act of taking a selfie by a friends vehicle while he or she is at work and upload the photo on your favorite social media with the disregard and the negligence of informing the owner of said vehicle.
<bro checking fb while on lunch> what the fuck is Carl doing molesting my car!? He didn't even say hi! That bastard ass fuck! Wait he took a pic of me while I was working? That groping bastasstard.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*