To say that someone got insulted, out done or beaten at an activity. (or Owned)
Also:Merklefished/ Merkle Fished

Also is the name of a warwick MC (MC MerkleFish)

"Owh mate you just got merklefished with that headshot i had on you!"

"Apparently Mc Lonewolf is going to clash with Mc MerkleFish?"

"That poker hand was the definition of Merklefish!"

Merklefish by Andy.w May 17, 2009

Related Words

mewkle • merkle • meckle • merkled • Meikle • mecklem • Mecklenburg-Vorpommern • Mecklencock • Meikled • meiklem

merkle

1. Used in relation to UK Grime music. When somebody (ie the famous Jammer - "The Merkle Man" - of Jahmek the World Productions) jumps onto a riddim and properly merks it.

2. The act of brucking up to someone (-> having beef with them)

1. WILEY: hey jammer, you gonna merk my riddim?
JAMMER: its the merkle man, never gonna flex like erkle man, come straight in the circle man, all for the green and purple man. cos - its the merkle - never gonna flex like erkullll, come to your ends and circle, all for the green and purple. cos in beef i merkle, leave your chest with a circle, then get left on the dirtull. neckulllll. yeh im neckle, take me for steps im neckullll. level, blud its ammer, bluc im a rebel, big like stone not small like pebble. when we clash soon ya better be neckulll....ETC

2. "NIDAL, LETS MERKLE THAT FIFTH-FORMER, I NEED A SLAVE".

merkle by DJ No Talent September 20, 2005

merkled

an extension of the word "merked" or to "merk" someone. except in a cooler manner :)

"no blad you have been merkled!"

merkled by jDOT! January 21, 2009

Mewlery

Man-Jewelery = Mewlery. Apparently not found socially attractive to women from PA and other states. Its more of a long Island/Jersey thing when men wear jewelery (necklaces, rings, etc.)

Man: Hey babe, don't you love my necklace and my gold rings?

Beachy: Your such a guido from Long Island wearing that mewlery!

Mewlery by lark27 November 21, 2010

Ursula Merkle

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.

Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN

Ursula Merkle by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is a state in Germany. Despite that, it is dead. It's a literal atomic wasteland. Nobody cares about it because even in 2030 in a map about Germany's highly used train rates in specific areas and M-V is dead. It is the Wyoming of Germany. Geographie Fakt: Neben Nord- und Südkorea gibt es auch Westkorea, aber wirklich niemanden interessiert das so wirklich, denn alles gehört eigentlich zu Mecklenburg Vorpommern.

Person 1: WTF IS MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN AND WHY IS IT A MEME??
Person 2: It is the Wyoming of Germany. Nobody lives there.
Person 1: oh ok

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern by tally hall enthusiast August 3, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026