Metromoke

Any local muscular MMA-wannabe type guy who has manicured fingers, pencil-thin tweezed eyebrows, and $75 haircuts. Some even wear makeup. They usually have the Hawaiian islands tattooed somewhere, like to mean mug and throw up middle fingers in photos, and have the IQ of an average rock.

What's up with all the ripped gay dudes? Nah, brah they're not gay, they're just metromokes.

by Danimalicous August 23, 2011

Metrosketch

When someone who is not officially metrosexual, dresses and acts like he is. Is often subconscious. They will usually engage in bromances.

"Jack wants be a model, and subconsciously keeps his shoes clean, hence he is metrosketch."

by 615A September 15, 2009

Metrodomed

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.

1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.

by jmuraz December 18, 2010

moromoke

She is beautifully spectacular, gorgeous, incredible, breathtaking, wonderful, adorable, and most importantly statusteque . A lovely girl who is worth fighting for. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to her. Loves her close friend and family very much and when she sets her mind to something there is no going back. She will tell it the way it is .

She takes every word she says into great thought. Caring about others all the time, and if something goes wrong she's always by your side . A very powerful woman, She is confident in herself and has self respect which makes her more attractive.

Talented in more ways then anyone can count. Non judgmental and makes the best friend. If you are lucky to be in a relationship with one you better treat them wonderful and hold on to them because they are not easily found.

*(guy) I wish I had a Moromoke
*Girl: Have you seen moromoke today?
Boy: Yeah she looks so perfect and beautiful !
Girl: As always

by Holluwhawhuyii September 28, 2019

metromo sexual

somewhere in between a homosexual and a metrosexual. they don't what they are.

the metromo sexual got fucked by a panda and he wasn't sure if he liked it. he was a confused.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2009

Metronome

A device used by musicians to mark the beat of the rhyme by making a tick

I can keep a rhythm with no metronome

by Pleycal March 1, 2017

Metrodome

The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, known as The Dome, is the crappy stadium that, sadly, the Minnesota Vikings call home.

The roof of the Metrodome is air-supported. It requires 20, 90-horsepower industrial fans to pump it full of 250,000 feet of air a minute to keep the roof inflated. The roof is made up of two layers. The outer layer is very thin and is made of Teflon-coated fiberglass. The inner layer is made of fabric. There is lots of dead space between the two layers. This space contains the fans, that blast the space full of hot air to insulate the roof.

In the winter, the temperature of the roof-supporting air is turned up. This helps melt the heaps of snow that fall in Minnesota and builds up on the the roof… and as it turns out, it doesn't do that good of a job.

During the 2010 Minnesota Blizzard, well over 17 inches of snow fell in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. The record snowfall caused the roof of the Metrodome to collapse.

The Metrodome was metro-pwnd.

by FrozYo January 9, 2011