metrotown 

The largest mall in the greater Vancouver area, and one of the largest in North America. Metrotown is a place of occasional gang shootings, hectic Christmas shopping, sketchy craigslist and tinder meetups, and basically everything else that defines a suburban mega-mall. Metrotown is also a default hangout for pretty much every high school kid in Burnaby, who specifically hang around the mall's Mcdonalds.

Yo wanna meet at the metrotown mcdicks at 4?

Nah man, the Expo Line is down so I'm taking a bus back home to Surrey, we can meet at metro tomorrow.

Aight, fuck you, and fuck translink buddy.

metrotown by donaldglover December 7, 2017

Metrocon 

A low tier anime convention hosted every summer in Tampa, Florida since 2003. It is currently owned by an egotistical owner with a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth and self-importance. They host a myriad of low-level sub-par cosplay shows performed by talentless hacks.

Dink: Hey dude! Are you going to Metrocon this year?

Chad: Is that that one convention owned by that one SJW pandering, high estrogen, section 8 Adam Driver-looking dude?

Dink:.......I guess?

Metrocon by ChesteroniTheGreater May 2, 2021

metrowned 

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

metrowned by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

Metrostoner 

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

Metrostoner by Joel June 1, 2004

Mertztown Pa. 

A small town in PA. located between Reading and Allentown Pa.
Johnny B is known as the Town Drunk

Its nice to live in Mertztown PA.

Mertztown Pa. by iygyugutfgyku April 13, 2011

metrocon 

Short for 'metroconservative', i.e. a person of conservative worldview living in a city.

Metrocons typically derive their worldview from some sort of intellectual reasoning, as opposed to soaking up the worldview from base emotions, reflexes and socializing with like-minded people, like hardcore people of other political orientations typically do.

This makes them typically much more tolerant than other conservatives are, so metrocons are often viewed by hardcore conservatives as 'fake' or 'meek' or not genuine, somewhat similar to RINOs (Republican In Name Only), with an obvious difference, though: RINOs can be rural or metropolitan.

In short, RINOs are moderate left-liberals with some conservative tendencies, while metrocons are city intellectuals who for some reason decided to value something from conservative worldview. One notable British metrocon is Theodore Dalrymple. In US, they are much more numerous, with Jonah Goldberg and Mark Steyn being among the most prominent.

You're a metrocon, because you don't hate gays.

metrocon by mrkafk March 2, 2006

Montreal's pantless metrothon 

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

Montreal's pantless metrothon by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015