jonnycripp420's definitions

mancraphone

1. mans penis
2.crass term referring to a mans penis

Jill was being a real bitch last night so I whipped out my dick told her to speak into the mancraphone so i could\not hear her bullshit anymore.

by jonnycripp420 September 16, 2023

Cock Molt

The top layer of skin on the cock begins to peel from lack of lubrication and excessive friction from absurd amounts of intercourse.

Jon and Beth were sexting when he realized he had "cock molt" from the previous weekend's sexcapade in a hotel.

by jonnycripp420 April 2, 2025

Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"

Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way

by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025

methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025

encyclaweedia

Someone who knows everything about weed

What are these brown spots on my buds? "I don't know call Jon he's the encyclaweedia of the family. "

by jonnycripp420 October 21, 2025

Cannaisseur

A person with extensive about cannabis and a well developed pallet for dishinguishing terpines and strains.

My good friend medicalgrower420 is a well-respected ''cannaisseur'' in my community that specializes in auto-flowering cannabis.

by jonnycripp420 December 20, 2023

homoawreckedass

Gay guy (bottom)with a prolapsed asshole from to much prison style ass play.

Gary is a flaming homoawreckedass.

by jonnycripp420 December 3, 2025