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Methodist girls school 

MGS be like: “we give you WAs once a week so you have lEsS sTreSS”
Also MGS: “Oh yes and you have three weighted presentations and six projects due this week”

And wearing anything other than school socks gives you one demerit point even if the socks are white and practically exactly the same as the school socks.

Also they obvi don’t like lgbtq so-
“Oh Methodist girls school, that’s the school that forces their students to wear a blouse over their pinafore which takes a billion years to iron all for the sake of ‘tradition’”
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Methodist Girls' School 

All-girls school in Singapore. Methodist, as the name suggests. School, but also known as a second home.
As the school cheer goes, title of "best school in SG" probably goes to this one. Will drive you insane from studying but will also be the place where all your best memories are made.
Methodist Girls' School? You mean the school where half the school population is painfully straight and the other half is painfully gay?

paya lebar methodist girls school 

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us
hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School 

A nunnery that produces linguistically talented bisexuals & bimbos. Hallelujah?
Wah you in Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School for how long liao? Nunnery sia, you confirm like girls also right

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls' School Primary 

The teachers talk so much about the PL spirit and the acronyms. Meant to nurture people who likes group work. There is like so many blocks and if your class is located at Ruth block, the doors are going to be slamming. The STEM teachers are known to take over classes when a teacher is absent. 98% of the people are gay and fun. 2% of the people are going to be straight and annoying. There are probably 6/7 people in your class who are straight and annoying. Arrogant and rich people are common especially those who learn 2 years earlier or more. Smart people, especially the top 3 are hard to befriend but they are not so stiff (they are kind), you need to be with them since lower primary. There is probably 1 very large group of friends who are dirty-minded. The freshmen and the juniors don't respect the elders anymore. So if you go to the school, you'll probably meet crazy or mentally insane people. First-hand experience, gals.
Person 1: You go to Paya Lebar Methodist Girls' School Primary? Especially the primary school?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You probably stay in Serangoon or Hougang. And goes to NEX often.
Person 2: How do you know?!
Person 1: ...(on the school's website)
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